We took and poll and decided it was time to retire these 10 buzzwords.

10

Synergy

Anyone else remember Jem & the Holograms? No? Then let's leave synergy alone. 

 


9

Tasked

Turning a noun like "task" into a verb is not necessary when a perfectly good verb like "assigned" exists.

 


8

Bandwidth

I am not a modem!

 


7

Ping/Poke

Please don't ping me, and if you poke me you will lose a finger. 

 


6

Circle Back

Dogs chasing their tails circle back. Boomerangs circle back. People can just discuss things later. 

 


5

Put a Pin in It

This is completely unnecessary unless you are working voodoo against that annoying coworker who heats up fish in the breakroom microwave.

 


4

Low-Hanging Fruit

The only animal that doesn't go for the low-hanging fruit is a giraffe. 

 


3

Thought Leader

You aren't leading anyone's thoughts unless you're Professor X.

 


2

Ideation 

I'm most familiar with ideation in a psychological context, like homicidal ideation. Not sure that's an imrpession we really want to give.

 


1

Scalability

There are three times when it's fine to talk about scalability: images, fonts, and mountains. 

Britta Williams Britta Williams

As S4’s Office Coordinator, Britta Williams is the first point of contact for most of our clients. With a background in hospitality and customer service, she brings enthusiasm and a positive attitude to both our internal and client relationships. A crazy cat lady in the making, she spends a lot of her free time as a hip-hop dancing, armchair detective.

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